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Royal Families, who needs them?
A British man is suing the Saudi's for torture. He was detained in March of 2001 after sustaining injuries in a bombing. The Saudi's then started to believe the bomber was him and began torture. They tortured him. And all the Saudi's can say is
"an investigator had exceeded his limits and may have been a little harsh in his treatment of Mr Jones".
Exceeded his limits? They tortured a bombing victim from another country. Not only another country, but an ally. Sure the Saudi's behead people for little things but that is a domestic problem and I don't see anyone trying to stop it. Heck, we kill people in Texas all the time. FARK keeps track of every time someone is killed in one of the two places and it is pretty close when the totals come in. I can think of better ways to die than a beheading but I can also think of more painful ways than lethal injection. The point is, though, that the Saudi's are out of control. They beat foreign bombing victims, they cut hands of robbers, they behead people in town squares. They are lead by a royal family and the way they operate sometimes makes me think that they haven't left the middle ages when royal families were commonplace, and so was inhumane treatment of those who you didn't like.
Posted at 6:17pm by Andrew H

SARS colony
I wouldn't like to get SARS in China. Well, I wouldn't like to get SARS at all but in China it would be worst. Beijing just opened a new SARS hospital in which only SARS patients will be treated. The hospital was built in 8 days and unlike most hospitals which have multiple floors and other departments this is a campus of one story, white buildings that are surrounded by a big, red brick wall. Sounds more like one of the Prisoner of War camps from World War Two that you see in all those old, escape flicks like the "Great Escape." Doesn't sound like a hospital at all. And I have to think that now, with the increasing evidence of how easy it is to spread SARS, how many doctors do they have in this place and what are they going to do for the 1,000 patients they want to move in. While it may not be as good for the non-SARS infected patients in China, I think that these people would be better off in a normal hospital with doctors who are half way competent.

I got to give a hand to the communists. They took 7,000 people, who slept under tarps in corn fields, and had them build this 1,000 person hospital in under 8 days. I don't quite picture those working conditions as part of a "workers paradise." Oh well, I am just glad I wasn't one of those workers and I am glad I won't be staying in that SARS colony... err... hospital.


Israel/Palestine peace plan
Finally we might be on our way to establishing Palestine as a state and ending the constant terrorism that takes place in Israel. That's not to say that their won't be terrorism, but hopefully the level will not be as high. Also, Israel will have better control over preventing terrorism because they no longer will have the Palestinians as an internal threat, they would be an external one. An external threat is easier to deal with because you have more options when it comes to protecting your boarders. Heck, you could close the boarders, although that would probably make the Arabs even more unhappy and cause another invasion, even.

In the wake of the terrorist attack the other day it is even more important to implement this plan. The Israeli's are already saying that the new Palestinian government failed and Hamas has made some pretty interesting claims.

"nobody can disarm the resistance movements without a political resolution."
Well, this is a political resolution and this is being accepted by both sides so far. While no prior road map to peace plan has worked, I think both sides are under so much pressure from both domestic and foreign groups that at the most they have to at least give it a shot. The current situation can't get must worst. The main point, that won't be reached until at least 2004 or 2005, would be to make sure that the Palestine people don't get the shaft when it comes to what land they are given. If you take a look at Israel you have the Israeli people living in a pretty decent plot of land but the Palestinians are living in a desert in huts. We need to make sure that they have decent land. If they end up with the same type of land now it only shows (from the Arab point of view) that we give the Jews the good stuff and leave the Muslims to fend for themselves. We don't need that kind of attitude if we want to have piece in Israel.

More "protesters" killed in Iraq
For the second time in a week United States soldiers opened up on a group they said they were taking fire from. The Iraqi's say that those people they fired on were protesters. If you believe that the soldiers were taking fire than they did the right by returning fire but I think it is time they put the safety on their guns and when they take fire to find that person instead of taking out the whole group he appeared to be with. Every time we do something the backlash by the Iraqi people is going to increase and it will be much, much harder to rebuild that nation they way we want. Now I am off to school, have a nice morning.

Bobby!
It is time to celebrate. The war is over and Baghdad Bob lives on and is trying to surrender but the United States Army won't pick him up because he is not in their deck of cards. Must of been a misprint cause this guy was definitely the Joker. Everyone loves Baghdad Bob. Hours before he disapeared and we showed up in central Baghdad he would come out and proclaim that if we came into the city we would all be killed. So much for that Bob. But he thinks he is in danger in Baghdad and would much rather be in our hands than have a bunch of mad Iraqi people kill him. I think that he deserves asylum just as much as the lawyer who lead us to Jessica Lynch. He already has gotten job offers and would be a great guy for Saturday Night Live, and even the President loves the guy. Bush said
"He's my man, he was great,"
Well if he was your guy, President Bush, the least you could do is order his arrest. No one wants to see Baghdad Bob end up dead, we only want to see the interviews that will follow his capture.
Posted at 7:44pm by Andrew H

Axis of Weasels vs NATO, Round 2
Oh no they didn’t. No, they didn’t, did they? They did, those crazy axis of weasels clowns decided that they could do better than NATO. NATO was founded in 1950 with the goal of protecting western Europe from the spread of communism, which at that time was the main threat. Now it is 2003 and France, Belgium, Luxemburg and Germany are unhappy that we went into Iraq and decided to strike back and make a new military treaty organization. The four countries try to tell you its because they don’t like having to deal with non-European countries but do you think we liked having to deal with them while trying to get United Nation approval to go into Iraq? We dreaded it, yet we haven’t done anything to rash yet and still believe that we can continue to work together.

In 1950 the French proposed the formation of an all European army in an effort to steer clear of another World War. In 1951 the French brought the proposal into the public eye during a NATO conference. It got very little support from many countries including Belgium, Luxemburg and the Federal Republic of Germany (West). Three years later France, along with the rest of NATO, was worried about the spread of communism and more so the effects of a war with the USSR. The USSR tested a hydrogen bomb in 1953 and now the threat of an all out nuclear war was hanging over all of Europe and the world. But now the threat of a nuclear war made France realize that without the United States and NATO that it would not be safe. That realization was brought on by the fact that only the United States and Russia had nuclear weapons at that time. Without the support of NATO and, thus, the United States it would be left alone in Europe without a nuclear deterrent. That caused it to cling onto NATO and in 1954 it abandoned its quest to form an all European army.

Now it is 2003, and for 49 years France has not brought up the idea of an all European army. Now they want to make a new organization in conjunction with the European Union. They say that Europe should have its own military strength and not have to rely on non European countries, just like the EU doesn’t. The only problem is that the EU consists of countries that have a political force. You saw the way Europe pulled strings in the UN this past year when it came to the war with Iraq. This new European army doesn’t have any military power to speak of. The French and German don’t throw around the same weight that the Americans and British do. But if you left NATO intact than think of the power that all four would show combined. The French and German just don’t pack the same punch. If the invasion of Iraq was lead by France and Germany the fighting might still be going on because they don’t pack the same punch that England and the United States do. If we were to have had the French and German fighting with the United States and England, though, we might have had the country in control a few days earlier. Without NATO they have nothing, but NATO still does.

The environment in the world is different too. Think of the last war that involved France and Germany. It was the Gulf War. That was a war against one country. Think of the one before that. The big WWII. That was a war against two allied countries. Now think of the last two conflicts NATO nations have been involved in. Bosnia and Kosovo. Both were wars not waged against countries but rather waged against rogue groups who were involved in action that was not one of war but one of terrorism. Genocide. Think of the reason we, the United States, has gone to war in the past three years. Terrorism. The USS Cole and our action in Beirut were terrorist attacks. You no longer fight a war against a country, you fight it against terrorist groups. These do not call for conventional tactics and organization. You don’t fight terrorism on a division or army level, you fight it on the platoon and company level. That is why we need large, organized groups like NATO. So we can share intelligence and nab the bad guys. Going off and starting a new organization does nothing to help them, only to hurts both NATO and this new little group. They are no longer are privy to the intelligence we receive and they are no longer give us intelligence. Except we get the better end of the deal because the other 11 EU countries have no intention of joining this new organization so we still get intelligence from them and they don’t.

The United Kingdom warned France not to do this. Now they did. Now they are on an island, just floating with no sight of rescue unless the abandon this plan. They may have got something out of this 49 years ago when the French initially wanted to get an all Europe Army. Now they just get less intelligence and less support if they are involved in any conflicts now. And with global terrorism on the rise are sure to see some act of terrorism that will cause them to wish they had stayed with NATO.

Sources:
NATO History, Global Security, UPI (the news story).

Posted at 5:34pm by Andrew H

Axis of Weasels vs NATO, Round 1
I am reminded of some awful B-Movie I once saw (the name is escaping me right now) were a schizophrenic gets treated and as he begins to become normal one of the personalities says something like "Your nothing with out me!" Well, I was reminded of that when I heard that the Axis of Weasels was actually starting a defense union. A mirror of NATO only with out the non Europe members. England is excluded to because those snobby mainlanders don't like 'em. The Axis of Weasels are setting up shop claiming to be a future branch of the European Union. It's just that the other 11 EU countries will probably not join them. Not only that but they expect to rival NATO? This isn't just a slap at the United States, its a slap at every NATO nation. They think that their military is better and they think that they don't need us?

What does France have?
awkward silence
besides the art of surrender?
awkward silence

OK, I think I made my point. What does Belgium and Luxembourg have?
awkward silence

OK. I admit that Germany has a good military that can handle its own in a small conflict. But can one good military, one military with amazing surrendering skills, and two countries that might not even have a military be able to rival NATO?

NATO has some of the strongest armies in the world working under one, common goal. That is the kind of unity and power you need to form a bloc. What the Axis of Weasels has going is nothing. It is a raindrop in a puddle when it comes to wielding any power and rivaling NATO.

So why is this a big deal? Its a big deal because they think they can go around and try to out do one of the best coalitions put together in history. Not only that but in an era when you plan not for nations to attack you but small groups of terrorists to get you, you need unity. You can't win a war against terrorism with discontent in your ranks. Also, if an attack takes place in one of these countries I don't think that they will go running to this new coalition they started, they will coming running to NATO for military support. You cannot have people going off and forming new groups like this. What we don't need is three wannabe NATO organizations all trying to get power. That will only cause problems. Of course it is too late, the Axis of Weasels is just going to go do their little thing and pretend to be tough like NATO is.

North vs South, Brother vs Sister
I just have a quick question. Why are there two Koreas? The North and South get along more than they argue when it comes to some things. I have yet to here the South jump up and say that the North should not have nukes. I have yet to see the South say anything that would lead me to believe that they even care. The statement they released to day in conjunction with the North doesn't dismay what I believe, in fact, it endorses it.

"South and North Korea will thoroughly consult each other's position on the nuclear issue on the Korean Peninsula and will continue cooperation to resolve this issue peacefully through dialogue,"
Now what does this mean? They will continue to have cabinet level talks, and they will consult each other on the nukes. Heck, this could mean that they are sharing them. The two countries need to stop playing brother and sister. At one moment they fight viciously, and the next they are standing up for each other and all loving. Really, the South should either try to help us get the nukes out of the North's hands or tell us to take away our troops. We have troops over there that are basically protecting the South from the North because the South thinks the North might invade but the South also continues to have good relations with the North. You either view a nation as a threat or you don't. Let's cut the drama, please.
Posted at 4:09pm by Andrew H

Moving out of the Middle East
We are finally
pulling out of Saudi Arabia. With the opening of our posts in Qatar, I guess we no longer need to stay in Saudi Arabia. Its the best for both sides. The Saudi people think that their government is a puppet of America so with the withdrawal of our troops it will make them happy. And the Saudi people and government have provided support to terrorism so we really shouldn't have our troops there. If a country supports terrorism we shouldn't have troops stationed there because the chances of an attack on those soldiers is increased. We also have Kuwait and now Iraq to put those 5,000 troops that are in Saudi Arabia right now.

Now we will be without Saudi Arabia in our grip on the Middle East but I think having the hold on Iraq is more important because it puts us on both sides of Iran who is, arguably, the most important country in the Middle East.

Posted at 7:16am by Andrew H

Monday Quarterback (Part 2)
Denver C+
Nothing special. That's what I think sums up the Bronco's draft best. They didn't get anyone without at least two question marks associated with the player.
Detriot B+
They got that big, dominant wide out in Charles Rogers and got a good line backer in Boss Bailey. They also nabbed a few guys who will do well on special teams and may even have a shot at starting.
Green Bay C+
Got some solid players, no future All-Star players though and they didn't get a young gun. With Brett Farve getting older and flirting with retirement I think it's time that the Packers start grooming their next signal caller.
Houston B+
I think that David Carr now has that target he has lacked in Andre Johnson and the Texans also picked up a good linebacker and linemen. While I see the future value in Dave Ragone and Drew Henson I think those picks could of been used better.
Indianapolis B+
The Colts got a lot of quality players at the positions they needed. They got the second tight end to help with the passing game, a good safety and corner to help with the pass defense and a two good guys in the trench. Overall nothing great, but not to shabby either.
Jacksonville B
They got their replacement quarterback in leftwhich and a lot of other quality offensive players. Solid draft overall.
Kansas City B-
They got Larry Johnson to solidify their running game but nothing else really good.
Miami C+
Nothing major here, no real good picks and took some guys too soon.
Minnesota A-
If you look past the big fiasco in the first round they had a very solid draft and really made that defensive unit better. Look for them to have a good rookie class that comes up big for this team.
New England B
Nothing really big here, they got some help on defense and may have the defensive tackle they needed to shore up this 3-4 front. Got 2 first round, 2 second round and 3 fourth round picks for next years class through trades which will help out big time.

Posted at 8:04pm by Andrew H

North Korea - a Cry for Help?
Well, this is a shocking turn of events. We all sat on the edge of our seats last week wondering what North Korea was going to do. Now it seems that they
are willing to give up their nuke program in exchange for some things.

Neither Powell nor the diplomats in China spelled out what Pyongyang sought in return for its offer but a senior U.S. official said it included economic exchanges, oil, energy and normal relations with the United States. "It basically listed everything they have ever asked for," said the U.S. official.
Well, that is just about everything a nation in North Korea's position would want. I think in exchange for North Korea giving up the Nukes and their program and allowing UN inspectors and allow the UN to monitor everything that has to do with nuclear power or weapons in North Korea. I don't see North Korea as sneaky as Iraq was and I don't think they would try to play us. I think they saw acquiring a nuke and waving it around as a way to get out of their third world situation. In my opinion they just wanted to have a normal relationship with us and the way to get it was this route. While I think they could of gone another route, this is the best we can get from a rogue state like North Korea, I think. Lastly, I think we need to take them up on this. What do we have to lose?
Posted at 6:21pm by Andrew H

Monday Quarterback and a SARS story
If I remember correctly, the Toronto mayor was incredibly mad at W.H.O. after they said that Toronto was a dangerous place to be for people because of the SARS problem. Well, the Toronto Blue Jays have countered by buying all the tickets for tomorrows game and are selling them to Toronto citizens for $1. And not only that but they are playing the Texas Rangers who are a pretty decent club, they just came off of an impressive week schooling both the Red Sox and Yankees. Any ways, the Toronto mayor isn't the only one who thinks this SARS alert in Toronto is bogus. I read this in a forum and that person, along with some others who posted believe that the alert is bogus and that Toronto is very safe. I have no comment because I do not live there, but Boston hasn't seen something like SARS in my lifetime and if it had I would be afraid and not going to a ball game. SARS is very serious folks, anytime people die and the cause of the deaths are spreading so rapidly you shouldn't be taking it lightly. Here is what some of the Rangers have to say about it

"There won't be any going out to dinner or going to the mall this time,'' said catcher Einar Diaz.

"If you need me, I'll be in my room,'' Rodriguez said.

"We want to make sure they are educated about what is fact and what is fiction,'' said Texas manager Buck Showalter. "I've never gone into a city with something like this. But I take great pride in washing my hands.''

Also, in another sports related story I am going to grade teams on their NFL Draft with a few comments below.

Arizona C+

Did a good job of filling the holes on the club with cheap solid players. Didn't get a difference maker, though, and will most likely struggle this seasons.
Atlanta B-
They didn't fill all their holes and didn't do much after the 4th round to fill those holes with some solid players that were still available. It doesn't get much better than this. They got a big difference maker on defense and got their quarterback of the future. They gave up next years number one which may be unfortunate due to the quality of next years crop
Buffalo C+
In my opinion they blew it in the first round going with McGahee. They fell for the hype generated by his agent and blew a pick. Heck, the kid might not even sign with them, who wants to rehab a blown out knee in cold weather on astro turf?
Carolina B
They did a good job of beefing up their O-Line with solid players who have the star potential. They did a good job of adding depth, too.
Chicago B+
They did a good job of adding that quality defensive end to help make up for what they lost with Colvin this past winter. And they nabbed their QB of the future in Grossman. Then they added depth at some other weak positions.
Cincinnati A
I still disagree with Carson Palmer as the number one and the QB for this struggling team but they got their man and seem happy with it. What made me give them an A is what they did in the later rounds, getting quality players to help the worst team in football.
Cleveland B
Made some good pickups, nothing jumps out at me though.
Dallas A-
I like what they did, getting a lot of good talent. Still to weak of a team overall to go anywhere this year, but if the Tuna can pull of another draft like this than I will be very impressed.
More draft analysis as the night goes on.
Posted at 5:47pm by Andrew H

The Future of Iraq
We could have the interim government up and running a few days after a
nation building summit is held. I think that this is good progress and what I think is better is that we are including the neighbors of Iraq in the process. Of course, this may cause more headaches than we would like and may cause a few more wrinkles to be ironed out. The Iranians would kill to have another Islamic state set up so when the Iranian youth rebel and kick out the leaders they can take the two hour drive over to Iraq. The wonderful Saudi's will probably push for a government mirroring theirs while the Turks will do anything to just keep the Kurds part of Iraq. Who knows what the Iraqi's actually want, they haven't had political freedoms since the early '70s and probably don't even know what different types of governments there are. (if you want to know all the options head on over to this Right Wing News post). I think that we will ultimately force some sort of democracy on Iraq because that is what we believe best. It's almost like we are still competing with the old Soviets and trying to get more democratic countries than they can get communism countries.

Posted at 5:09pm by Andrew H

Mad Europe
I really think that after Bush's career in politics is over, him and Blair could get together and do some tag-team pay-per-view wrestling against another tag-team of Chirac and Schroeder. We already have the pre fight publicity that reminds me of a Mike Tyson match.

Blair issued a warning to Chirac today telling him, basically, to get with the program and stop trying to compare Europe to the United States. Sure, one day, Europe might return to its pre World War Two power hold on the world but not anytime soon. Although, the Euro is well on its way to rivaling the dollar. But Chirac really needs to stop with the whole anti-American bit, espiecally when he looks to his east and see's that Schroeder got very close to a vote that might of lead to his resignation. The poor guy was trying to pass Agenda 2010 which is a plan to change heath plans, social security and job status. He was about to get shot out of the water by party for some of the reforms he was trying to pass. Chirac should realize that much like SARS can pass from country to country, so can discontent.

A little cook out
I'm back, and I relize that it is no longer afternoon but it is evening but I think we can all deal with that little problem.

Another problem that is being dealt with is the leader of PETA's will. She want to be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals. Sick, sick, sick. I think that this lady is going over the edge a bit. No one is really going to care after she dies, if anything it is going to turn people away from the cause just like the anti-war people did when they shut down major roads. Is anyone going to jump up and yell "Save the pigs and cows" when they see this old ladies skin being turned into leather? I think people will be more involved with throwing up than standing up. I know I won't be a pro PETA after she barbecues her self. I have to say that their has been incidents of other people cooking themselves in an effort to help a cause. Monks did it in Vietnam during that war and that got mixed results. One of the anti-smoking groups used body bags to get their point across, but I don't think that what this lady has in mind will work as good as those did.

Posted at 6:39pm by Andrew H

Silence
As an American Teenager on vacation you cannot expect me to sit around and do this all day, as much as I love it. I have people to do things to see, so I am out and about this morning with updates this afternoon. Have a good one, and make sure to come back later today.

Thursday Sports Report
I am embarrassed by my Red Sox. I leave after the top of the first to come update on the North Korea situation and when I get back we are down 10-4, and that's not the bad part. We had made comebacks before with the score in the same sort of situation. But we only scored one more run and they scored 6 making it a 16-5 ball game. Coming into this game we were the better pitching team but by Texas Ranger standards their pitching has been fantastic. Now we are going to be 5 games back from the Yankees which is really not good. It can take up to a month to make up a 5 game deficit and two of the Yanks stars, in Derek Jeter and Marino Rivera, might be back by then. Luckily for us we are in the lead of the wild card by half a game right now, and maybe a whole game depending on how the White Sox do tonight. Overall this is not a situation I would like to see my team in. Our bats are good, but Kevin Millar is cooling off but Manny Ramirez is picking up. But our pitching is scary, our two studs (Pedro and Derek Lowe) haven't been winning and no one else in the rotation has stepped up. The only real good news coming from the Sox is that they ditched the bullpen by committee idea and Brandon Lyon and Chad Fox are our go to guys in the ninth inning. That's all for the sports report, tomorrow is my pre-draft post and on Saturday morning I will post my mock-draft for the NFL.

Thursday's sports report is brought to you by Baghdad Bob.

Posted at 5:46pm by Andrew H

North Korea is on a suicide mission
Chuck Downs, a former Congressman, is saying on MSNBC right now that tommorow is a North Korean holiday which centers around the military. Tommorow, he says, we could see a nuke tested or we might just see it in their version of the May Day Parade. I think that if they do any thing it will be a horrible event. A test of a nuclear weapon in an unstable, rogue state is a nightmare for this administration. We are coming of a victory in Iraq and are trying to creat a better life for those who live in that country. We are working on homeland security and the economy. The world, as a whole, is trying to combat terrorism and this SARS problem. What we don't need is this little, unstable, broke, and hungry nation using nuclear weapons to blackmail us. They seem to think that if they set a nuke off tommorow it will make everyone bend over and kiss there shoes. For some, odd reason I don't think it will work. Look at other countries that have tried this. Saddam is gone, the Iranian goverment is on its way out, Cuba and Castro are both in bad shape, the USSR is no more, it doesn't work. I have no idea what North Korea thinks it can get by doing this.

Red Sox
Today's Sox game is a 2 o'clock start so very light blogging until about 5 o'clock.

Are the talks over?
Everything I just said... put it on hold.
North Korea has adopted a hard line approach with talks near collapse. They said that they had the nukes, that's all nice and dandy and we already suspected. Now Kim Jong is saying that unless we agree to direct talks they will export their weapons. Powell, generally a cool head, all around loved guy came out of the talks pretty upset it seems saying:

But he warned the North Koreans they would be ill-advised to think that "bellicose statements" or threats won’t force the United States and its allies to make concessions.
You tell 'em Colin. Meanwhile
National Security Adviser Condoleeza Rice instructed Kelly to reject North Korea’s demands for direct talks.
I think North Korea isn't really afraid that we will invade. In fact they seem to be trying to bully us. Usually a country that is worrying about getting invaded will put on a tough guy face (like Baghdad Bob) but won't actually try to bully us. I think North Korea has gone crazy. Nothing will get us into North Korea faster than saying they will export the nukes. That's the reason we don't want the North to have them. They are on the Axis of Evil because of this. If they really meant what they had been saying before the talks they would be trying to ditch that label, not live up to it.
Posted at 1:36pm by Andrew

Kim Jong = Michael Jackson?
North Korea is saying that the United States is
leading the region towards war. CNN at the same time has their breaking news banner up saying that North Korea admitted having nukes. Now lets take a step backwards Kim Jong and think about who is leading the region towards war. Who has the nukes? North Korea. Who doesn't want to be observed by the UN? North Korea. Who keeps launching tests missiles in the direction of Japan? North Korea. Which country does China not want to see have nukes? North Korea. Now Kim Jong, who is leading the region towards war? All we want Kim Jong is for you to allow the United Nations to monitor your nukes and for you to be helpful. I am sure that we would sign some sort of treaty saying we would not invade if you gave up your nukes. Of course, you don't really care if we sign a treaty because all you want is to keep your nukes and not let the UN in. North Korea is trying to make it look like they want a peaceful resolution but I think they just want to keep their nukes. Now that the war with Iraq is over and we are giving North Korea all our attention I think we have caught them like a deer in the headlights. During the war and time leading up to it North Korea kept on pulling a "Michael Jackson" and do stupid things to get back the spot light. Now that it has the spot light it doesn't know what to do which is why it is asking for a treaty it knows we will probably sign.

Posted at 12:59pm by Andrew

Home Movies and much more
Forget about OJ Simpson's reality TV show, I want to see the
Saddam Home Video's and I want to see them soon. It could be an ABC mini-series that they could launch in order to counter NBC's made for TV movie about Jessica Lynch.

In all fairness I think that all three of those shows are going to be awful. The OJ Simpson's show is going to bad on two fronts. From what I hear all he does is play golf and drive around, so it will be incredibly boring. But more importantly OJ Simpson is a murder who killed two people and got away with it because a jury had reasonable doubt. A murder does not deserve to be on TV in every American house. Ozzy Osbourne killed animals during his on stage performance, but the guy was a landmark performer who helped shape rock into what it is today and his show is very funny.

I've already been over this but no movie should be made on Jessica Lynch, maybe on the Iraqi man who risked his life to save her, but not on just her. She was only one of a few thousand POW's since WW2 and while she may have been apart of a dramatic rescue she does not deserve the silver screen any more than those other POW's and those poor boys who are still MIA . A more in depth post about why she shouldn't get a movie that I wrote is here.

Lastly I don't think that a man who gassed thousands and tortured thousands of more people should be seen on TV celebrating his birthday. Then again, it is sweet satisfaction knowing that this man will never have the same comforts he had in Iraq and if he is still alive he will always be looking over his shoulder.

Posted at 10:27am by Andrew

Wake up folks
Major League Baseball issued a warning today for teams that are going to Toronto this season to play the Blue Jays. They told the teams to avoid Canadians and busy public areas in an effort to keep the ball players SARS free. Earlier this season when the Red Sox played the Blue Jays up in Toronto the stadium was absolutely empty. It looked as if only a few hundred showed up to see the three game series. This SARS epidemic is causing quite a problem for everyone. No one knows how to beat it or what they can do to prevent it other than wear those masks and spend as little amount of time they can outside. Sooner or later this is going to flare up here in the United States and cause the type of panic going on in other countries. We have been lucky that we haven't had a death here yet, but luck always runs out. The people here should be prepared. We tend to have this little policy that if it doesn't affect the American public than it gets little attention. Turn on the 11 o'clock news tonight and I bet it will lead off with a story about Laci Peterson. Sure it is horrible that this woman and her unborn child were murdered but we have over 2,000 people in China that could die and that's page 2 news? We need to wake up and realize what is going on outside our borders.
Posted at 5:09pm by Andrew

It's Monty Python and the Flying Circus
Forty German authors are setting out on World Book Day (today) to
write and print a book in under 12 hours. Each author writes 2 pages in two hours.

"Now it feels like I'm at school again, and I get the subject from a teacher for an essay, and that's normally not the situation you have in literature."
For some reason, I think he has it easier. I get one forty minute class to write an essay which is usually five paragraphs. He gets two hours to write two pages, please.

In other news, the North Korea talks are underway. The BBC has a nice article up about what each side wants. It seems to me, as an outsider looking in, that the main hang up will be that the North Koreans fear being the targets of a pre-emptive strike and wants a guarantee they won't be attacked. The United States, on the other hand, doesn't believe that North Korea will end the program if they say they will. Its a very sticky situation with lots of sides involved and all want different things. If we could get North Korea to agree to destroy its plants and allow inspectors to return in exchange for aid and that security guarantee we would be all set. It's complicated though, by the involvement of China who wants to make sure that they don't get flooded with hungry North Korean refugees. China doesn't want North Korea to have the nukes either, so they are kind of in the middle. I think it will need to be China who takes the lead during these talks because they are in both corners of the ring. I also think that this needs to be resolved quickly so that China's leaders can concentrate on their own people and that little SARS problem they have.

Posted at 4:02pm by Andrew

Big Boom in North Korea?
Its June 7th, 1981 and its a hot day in Iraq. The Osiraq nuclear power plant was just inspected by the International Atomic Energy Agency and got flying colors. Only 15 miles away the hustle and bustle of Baghdad can be observed. Then, out of nowhere Israel airplanes coming swooping in and drop bombs on the complex, completely destroying the nuclear plant. Yet, the only people killed by the strike were the folks at the plant. No one was killed in Baghdad, only 15 miles away. Now, I didn't write this to bring up the topic of Israel vs Arabs or to talk about wether this strike was justified or not. I brought this up because we could see something very similar very soon.

According to News.com.au the United States will bomb the North Korean plant if it begins reprocessing fuel rods. The plant is in the middle of the overpopulated Yellow Sea area. Its got Japan just miles to the east and its got China directly above it. If something were to go wrong during the bombing than the fallout would claim millions upon millions of lives. This is one of those one shot, hit or miss, situations only if we miss it could have dire consequences which leads me to think this may be a bad article. Of course if we can take out the plant without causing any collateral damage than I am all for it. But that is only if North Korea begins reprocessing its fuel rods. I am only for it because it could save millions of lives if we do it and cost millions if we let the rogue state have nuclear capabilities.

Posted at 1:59pm by Andrew

Missing Iraqi museum pieces turn up here
Sorry for not posting this morning, its hard when you are on vacation to get up before noon. So please excuse the tardiness of my first post today.

So far their has been three incidents of missing Iraqi articles (paintings, sculptures, and other assorted museum pieces) showing up, and all of them have been here in the United States. Also, two of the three have been by American media members. One guy, a Fox News engineer who was imbedded, came home with 12 paintings. The FBI is pressing charges with this guy, but aren't pressing charges with the other one. This guy was a reporter for the Boston Herald and tried to bring home some paintings. The Herald even told the guy, along with all their other people, that they would be searched for this stuff when they came home. The guy from the Herald must be a piece of work. He got a warning that he would be searched and then thought he could smuggle something through the same airport where the September 11th hijackers came from. Logan Airport security is as high as it has ever been and this guy thought he could smuggle a few paintings through it without getting questioned about it. Geez, and I thought reporters had to be fairly smart people. In other news, the FBI says they think that the articles recovered so far are from the second wave of looting that went on. The current theory is that the first wave of looting was done in an organized way by employees possibly, and then the second wave of looting was done by the average Joe. If I had to come up with a theory I would think the same way. Saddam isn't an idiot, he hides his good stuff so it had to be an inside job. After all the good stuff is gone than the average Joe comes through the door and grabs everything he can fit in his arms. John Hawkins, over at Right Wing News posted an interesting piece the other day on why he thinks that the looting wasn't a big deal. I think he is right that this shouldn't be front page news, but this is important. Some people believe that the roots of civilization come from that area and these artifacts are important to them. Therefore I am going to contradict what I said three lines earlier and say that this is front page worthy.

Posted at 1:16pm by Andrew

Caught with a cold million
Four American soldiers in an action just like the movie "Three Kings" depicted stole close to $1 million of Saddam's left behind cash. Not that bad of a take except for the fact they all got caught. It is a shame that four soldiers would do that, especially when all of our actions over in Iraq are under a microscope.
An officer said the brigade feared the thefts would overshadow their discovery of the huge hoard of money.
Well it seems that it did. Fortunately, this is the first incident of looting by an American so far. These soldiers, like most in the United States military, may be coming from a low income situation and when an opportunity like this strikes it would take a very special person to turn it down. These were four conquering soldiers in a fare off part of the world who saw the chance to put behind them the economical woes that they came from and unfortunately they took the money and now have to face the consequences.
Posted at 11:21pm by Andrew

Saddam the rapper?

May I have your attention please? Infidels, May I have your attention please? Will the real Hussein please stand up? I repeat. Will the real Hussein please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here...
Go here to listen to the song. I couldn't not post this, its too good to go unnoticed.

Hat tip to theAmerican Realpolitik.

Posted at 11:03pm by Andrew

800 not so ordinary vests
Over 800 suicide vests. 800. Can you even count out loud to 800*. That is how many suicide vest we have found in Iraq so far. If those were to be used, that's more than 800 dead. If one vest killed 3 people, not including the bomber, that's 2,400 dead people. That's 2,400 families that are now missing a loved one. All because Saddam produced these vests. Hans Blix can complain all he wants that we haven't found the WMD yet and he can say we set him up to fail and that we made him look bad, but we got the guy we wanted and he was willing to kill 2,400 people even after he lost the war. Now before one of you says "He wouldn't have made the vests if we hadn't invaded" that is not the point. The point is that this guy was willing to kill 2,400 people, some of them his own countrymen. I don't care what the motivation was, he premeditated the deaths of all those people. He is a sick individual and now he is not in the position to cause harm to anymore innocent people.

We also found a stash of more than $600 million in U.S. $100 bills hidden in the storage room of a Baghdad home. The $600 million is enough to set up the new government in Iraq. That's a lot of money. This stash was in a Baghdad home and belonged to the now defunct Baath party. If Saddam had another stash of $600 million lying around that he got before us, he could live a nice life style on the lamb with his buddy Osama. Probably ran off to Argentina so he could live with all those WW2 era Nazi survivors and other assorted international terrorists.

* that was rhetorical, but if you are trying, kudos to you.

Posted at 4:18pm by Andrew

Those French
Hahaha, wow, this is a good joke. Here, let me show you: In a surprise move, France on Tuesday proposed immediately suspending U.N. sanctions targeting Iraq civilians, an important step toward the U.S. goal of ending trade embargoes that have crippled the country's economy. Of course, this was proposed by the French only a week after President Bush proposed the same thing. The great part is that the French proposal will be passed with Germany and Russia stepping up and supporting it with more vigor than when they called for more time for the inspectors. Really France, just cause we made you look stupid when we invaded doesn't mean you need to try to help us now. We understand that you want to look good, but the rest of world is onto you. We all know that you are trying to look good, but it's too late. Just watch this quick movie and you will see what Saturday Night Live has to say about your wonderful little country.
Posted at 2:42pm by Andrew

Take out their own trash, yeah right
The famous New York City doormen might go on
strike if a comprise isn't struck by Wednesday at 12:01am. Goodness gracious, these people might have to take out there own trash and get there own cabs. No, not that! Really folks, taking out your trash isn't that hard and getting a cab isn't hard either. Especially in NYC where every other car is a cab. All you do is raise your hand and whistle and the cab will pull over for you.

I can't speak from experience but being a doorman consists of three tasks in my mind. Opening the door, getting cabs and shooing away the crazy and homeless people. That's what it looks like from watching shows like Law and Order, NYPD Blue, and other New York based movies. The hardest task is standing outside all day long. Another job that is kind of like being a doorman is being a toll booth attendant. You sit in some cramped booth all day taking money from passing cars. Here in Massachusetts there is actually a waiting list to be a toll booth attendant and the only way you can get that job now is by knowing someone that's pretty high up. I imagine that it cannot be that hard to find replacement doormen.

But if it turns out I am wrong, having to do some of these things themselves will cause the tenants of these high-priced apartments to pay these guys what they want. It would also humble those people, which isn't that bad of a thing. Taking out the trash isn't that big of a deal but these people have never done it, so having to do it will help them realize how good they have it.

Posted at 2:15pm by Andrew

Drunk bites dog, police beat drunk
Man goes to bar. Man buys a drink. Man buys to many drinks. Man becomes drunk. Bouncers at the bar kick man out. Man was lying on street bleeding. Police sent to investigate. K9 unit arrives. Man grabs dog and bites it neck. Police officer gives man two black eyes and a broken nose until man stops biting dog.

This all one day after some guy in Tennessee jumps a fireman and then goes into a burning building to save his family pet, the pit bull. The sudden amount of crazy things revolving around dogs is weird. Maybe it is the twilight zone effect.

The Evil Empire
The Evil Empire, I mean the Yankees, are of to good start but George Steinbrenner (the Yankee equivalent of Saddam) is causing trouble again. He is doing things behind the manager's, Joe Torre, back and causing Joe to look bad. He sent down Cuban pitcher Jose Contreras to the minor leagues just a day after Torre told Contreras that wouldn't happen. The Evil Empire has gone through good managers like a fat guy goes through twinkies:
He (Steinbrenner) fired Billy Martin five times. He fired Lou Piniella and Bob Lemon twice each. He fired Dick Howser after a season in which the Yankees won 103 games.
And Contreras has been at the root of other Yankee problems, namely the fine that was handed down on behalf of the government for violating the trade embargo with Cuba. Well Contreras as long as you keep causing these problems with the Yankees, Red Sox nation salutes you.
Posted at 7:26pm by Andrew H

Most famous lines from Cops

You have the right to remain silent Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law You have the right to an attorney If you cannot afford one, one will be assigned to you Do you understand these rights?
That is one of the first things an officer tells a criminal apon his or her arrest. It is your Miranda warnings and can make or break a case. If your Miranda warnings are not issued than the police cannot use any information they get from you because you didn't know of your right to remain silent. Now the Supreme Court is going review the warning.

The Miranda warnings are one of the things that uphold the rights of people on the front lines. If you revised the warning and took out the phrase "You have the right to remain silent", for instance, it would allow police to force someone to answer the questions outside of court. A basic freedom in this country is that we have the right to say what we want, when we want, where we want, and with that goes the right to say nothing. I am just waiting to see what kind of outrageous claims are laid out by the conspiracy theorist over at Democratic Underground.

Posted at 6:07pm by Andrew H

Mad dog? Nope, mad owner? Yep
So I am watching TV and channel surfing when I see this house on fire and the flames are leaping every where. Like any male homo sapiens would do I watch. This apartment complex in Tennessee is on fire and a one year old pit bull is stuck inside so this guy knocks over a fireman, jumps onto a balcony, pulls himself over the railing, picks up a chair, throws it through the window, grabs the dog and jumps down. Immediately the cops rush the guy and arrest him, even though he just saved his family pet. Unfortunately the guy was faced with a tough decision, let the dog die or do something about it. He did something about it, but in the process he endangered others by hampering the fire fighters. Of course, what kind of guy gets a pit bull as a family pet? Last time I checked that dog is the reason that Judge Judy and those other TV Courts are still on air because they bite everyone.

Arafat's power battle
Arafat is trying to find a replacement prime minister for Abbas, who disagrees with Arafat on a number of issues. The fact that the Palestine Authority is in chaos only adds to the cons. If the Palestine Authority actually governed its people and put some effort into stopping the terrorists than maybe Israel and Palestine could get a long. The terrorists of Hammas and other groups hurt the Palestinian people as much as the Israelis. For every Israeli that is killed, a Palestinian is killed in retaliation. It helps neither government, but Arafat does nothing about it. For some strange reason I think that Abbas might actually help out and try to stop the terrorists. Arafat has to go, but its not totally his fault.

The problem stems from both sides. A few days ago I read an article in Sports Illustrated or ESPN the Magazine about an American Muslim basket ball player who plays in Israel's basketball league. The guy is one of best players on his team but gets heckled every time he touches the ball and has death threats shouted at him while he sits on the bench. And this is an American they are doing this to. America, Israel's best friend. The Israelis are forgetting who there enemy is. One Israeli teammate of this American said he is ashamed and that his people are forgetting that they don't hate every Muslim, they just hate Arabs. But Israel is becoming one of those kids at Columbine who just starts hating everyone and eventually Israel will attack someone and start a big war. They need to work on there end of the relationship to.

Going from Scary Orange to Mellow Yellow. Do-Da Do-Da.

No more war, no more threat? I think that if terrorist were planning an attack they would take in to account that security would be tight during a war and maybe be more lazy after the war is over. I think that the Orange Threat Level should of been sustained until a government in Iraq is formed. I am just using the government in Iraq as a bench mark because it marks the end of true occupation of Iraq and after that government is in place we will just be assisting. That's what I think the term is.

In Mosul some Marines and special forces fired on Iraqi people they conducted a protest, and the troops are saying that their was gun fire from the Iraqi's and people were throwing rocks. When I read this, for some reason, I pictured the National Guard firing on college students at Kent State in the 60's. I feel for the troops though, these soldiers are trying to keep the peace and having trouble enough without rocks being thrown at them and shots being fired. These 18 and 19 years old soldiers just spent three weeks fighting off a brutal regime and then they have some angry people who just set them off. And with gun fire in the mix it could only escalate. Unfortunately it did. I just feel bad for the families of the Iraqi dead and for the soldiers who just took civilians lives with or with out cause is up in the air. It will be interesting what the investigation that is sure to follow will come up with. Maybe it will be like the "investigation" of that market that got blown up and just go away quietly.

Posted at 4:39pm by Andrew H

No update this morning, not enough time. And I am off to school...
Posted at 7:40am by Andrew H


4.15.03
Now isn't this cute. Syria and Iraq certainly are partners in crime. Now it's been shown that the wonderful Saddam and Sons were using an illegal pipeline to pump oil from Iraq to Syria.

The pipeline opened in 2000 and was believed to have handled about $1.2 billion worth of oil a year shipped in violation of the United Nations sanctions against Iraq.
Must of been hidden pretty good if no one did anything about it. Even if it was against UN sanctions. Syria really likes to cause problems. I got curious about the military standing of Syria and headed on over to Global Security and saw that compared to Iraq they have a fairly small army. And knowing how persuasive Saddam can be, I am thinking that maybe Syria is just going along with what Saddam wants. So I then went over to the CIA Fact Book on Syria and saw that they are small but semi-powerful. They have a possible 2,539,342 man army if they conscripted everyone in fighting shape. Thats not half bad, but considering that they have units in Lebanon and are fighting with Israel in little border disturbances, they must be stretched pretty thin. Also, they have no major exports with 50% of there GDP in the category of "services" and with the downturn in oil costs, they pretty much are lossing out on money. So exporting Saddam's oil ain't that bad of an idea from their point of view. While this may just be Iraq bossing around Syria, I think this goes up in the "pros" rather than the "cons" when considering war with Syria soon.
Posted at 6:57pm by Andrew H


No updates this morning for three reasons:
a) Its the Boston Marathon
b) 11o'clock Sox game this morning
c) I am going to enjoy the day

I will start posting at about 3:30 this afternoon, so you can all look forward to that.

Let me just remind all you tax payers that you need your taxes in by midnight. With that said, here is the post:

This summer, when the New York Yankees acquired Cuban pitcher Jose Conteras one of the Red Sox owners called them (and I quote)

An Evil Empire
Well, I am proud to say that the New York Yankees are also viewed as an evil empire and on the same level as Wal Mart by the wonderful United States government who gave the team a $75,000 fine. This is the kicker, the fine is for the Yankees violating our embargo of Cuba by getting Cuban born players. Too bad, for good old George Stienbrenner $75,000 is chump change.

The original evil empire, the now defunct Soviet Union, is up to its old games. The United States says it knew of Russian spy link.

"We knew that there were contacts between the intelligence services of Iraq and Russia,"
The Associated Press quoted Vershbow[US ambassador to Russia].
In February, the U.S. government accused Russian weapons suppliers of trying to sell surface-to-air missiles to Iraq
From Russia with Love?

If the Russians want to try to get out of the horrible economy they are in, they better start helping us. Sure our dollar is based on nothing, but it still is very powerful and will go a long way in a place like Russia. When are the Russia's and Turkey's going to smarten up and relize if they want billions of dollars of aid they shouldn't (a) provide weapons and intel to countries we are about to/in the process of invading and (b) let us put our troops in the country to allow another front in a war we are about to/in the process of invading.

Sure this might make us out to be international bullies but look at what we have done. We have freed the Iraqi's and defeated the ruthless Taliban. You can't say the people we have helped arn't gratefull either. Is this ungrateful?

Yep, they are very ungrateful. But back to the topic at hand, other countries need to relize that they don't get aid by hampering our operations. Panama gets it, they get a boost to their economy because of us and they let us control the canal. Brazil gets it, they get money and let us operate in country to take out drug cartels. Why can't the people on the other side of the Atlantic just step in line?

Posted at 5:32pm by Andrew H

This is a really freaky event. Last night on CSI Miami the team spent the entire episode trying to find this highschool kid who was missing. They recovered a tree from the kids house that had hundreds of shells in it from .22 to .50 cal and even AK rounds. Doesn't that sound like the sniper from the DC area. It turns out this kid was going to open up on his fellow students at an assembly on April 20th because it was Hitlers birthday. And the day afterwords I read about a real school shooting involving an AK 47. One difference is that the real shooting was gang related.

The fact that gangs are moving back into the schools and off the streets is scary. And the hard part is stoping it, because a lot of gang members are high school kids and the school can't not let them attend. About the only thing you can do is put up metal dectectors and have a cop or two stay at the school. In the town where I live their are very strict laws about guns and of course you can't bring guns into a school but that includes officers. Police officers can only bring their firearm into the school if responding to an emergency.

It looks like the Iraqi conflict is over, and is now on the level of the Afghanistan fighting. Meaning sporadic fighting and a stron pressence on land.


Posted at 7:03am by Andrew H

4.14.03
Do we break out the victory banner yet?
"I would anticipate that the major combat operations are over," Maj. Gen. Stanley McChrystal told reporters at a Pentagon briefing.
Well, thats good news, it looks like all we have left are a few of our good friends the Fedayeen Saddam.
He said U.S. forces are moving into a phase of "smaller, albeit sharper fights."
Also known as finishing the job.
The USS Kitty Hawk and USS Constellation could leave the Persian Gulf in the next several days, officials said. That would leave the USS Nimitz, which recently replaced the USS Abraham Lincoln, as the only remaining carrier group in the gulf.
This is the best news yet, because it shows that are happy with our situation and feel we have Iraq under control but it also shows to other Middle East nations that our intent is not to be imperalistic. If we back off our navy pressence, it is a sign of goodwill and that we don't intend on invading anyone else soon. Although, if Syria continues to help Saddam and his thugs they may be the next head to be axed. And I think that with terrorist connections that are so obvious with Syria its not far fetched that people will be less against that war than the one we are fighting right now.
Posted at 5:00pm by Andrew H

4.12.03
For your weekend enjoyment...

Remember that feared Medina divison, well, they got destroyed. To see what's left of them head on over to the Kuwait Truck Project. This is an embedded reporters website where he posts pictures of what he sees in Iraq. Got some very good pictures up, spend some time over there, it's worth it.

Posted at 11:44pm by Andrew H

4.11.03
You folks may remeber our good friend Assistant Professor De Genova, the man who said he wished for a thousand Mogadishu's to happen if Iraq. I, along with thousands of others, sent an email to the university expressing my displeasure at what he had said and asked that the university take action. Well, this is the response that the president of Columbia University sent to people via the public affairs office of his university.
I want to acknowledge your email message concerning Assistant Professor De Genova's remarks. I am appalled by his outrageous comments. I want to assure you that his comments in no way represent my views nor anyone with whom I have spoken at the University. His comments were not made in a classroom, but rather at a teach-in, an informal gathering where faculty and students come together to discuss and debate the pressing and important issues of the moment. They are not authorized or officially sanctioned classroom experiences.

Assistant Professor De Genova was exercising his freedom of speech when he made those remarks. However, free speech does not insulate him from criticism. Our faculty and students, regardless of their position on the war, have not been silent in their denunciation of his remarks.

While Nicholas De Genova's words properly invite anger and sharp rebuke, there are few things more precious on any University campus than freedom of thought and expression. That is the teaching of the First Amendment and I believe it should be the principle we live by at Columbia University.

I appreciate your adding your voice to those who have expressed their opinions. At a time of war, when American troops are in harm's way, his comments are especially disturbing. I am particularly saddened for the families of those whose lives are at risk and who must endure the pain provoked by his statements.

Sincerely,

Lee C. Bollinger
President
Columbia University

Posted at 11:44pm by Andrew H

Lt Smash, you put what everyone is feeling into such a great letter:

Hey Saddam,

This will be my last note to you. Because you’re dead.

Oh, I know that there is a good chance that you survived that bombing a couple of days ago. You might very well be walking and breathing, hiding out somewhere.

But that’s a technicality. You’re just as dead as your hero, Joe Stalin.

You died yesterday, in Firdos Square - the center of Baghdad.

The Iraqi people, the same ones that used to cower in fear at the mention of your name, put a chain around your neck.

United States Marines attached the chain to an armored vehicle, and toppled you.

The Iraqis removed your head from your body, and dragged it through the streets.

Men spit on your head. Women and children slapped it with the soles of their shoes.

They were happy, Saddam. Happy to finally let the world know how much they hated and despised you.

They never loved you, no matter how much they proclaimed it. They feared you. It’s not the same thing.

Of course, I am aware that it was only a bronze statue that they dismembered. But you were never just a man, were you? You were an image. You were everywhere in Iraq. But you only existed as long as you could make people fear you.

They don’t fear you anymore.

I hope that you are still breathing. And that you were watching yesterday.

How does it feel, to watch yourself die?

It’s over, Saddam.

You're dead.

Posted at 5:21pm by Andrew H

So I sit down to write this article and my nose starts bleeding. That can't be a good omen, so if the article stinks I gave you fair warning.

The White House told us two days ago when we took Baghdad that the war wasn't nearly over. Now they are saying otherwise.

The White House on Friday declared that Saddam Hussein's "regime is gone,"
Ari Fleischer said
"There is no question the regime has lost control, and that represents a great turning point for the people of Iraq, as the regime is gone,"
Well, all thats left to do is to hunt down the remaining leaders. And it seems we are on top of that...
Coalition troops in the field have been given the list of 52 former regime leaders in several forms -- one of them a deck of playing cards with images of the people's faces and job descriptions
[...]
Coalition forces also are hanging posters and handbills
[...]
leaders would be "pursued, killed or captured."
With the joy displayed by the Iraqi people across the country, it doesn't look like it will take much to find the 52 men we are after. Unlike Afghanistan, where bin Laden just vanished, the people in Iraq are really happy to see the regime fall and a new era begin.

The only problem is where will this new regime take them. The United States is looking to put in place a goverment of the people, and the majority Shia Arabs will most likely cause problems with the Kurds and Sunni. The best bet is for a congress of sorts running the country, and each group having an equal say. That, of course, would last all of a year or so. Lets just stay tuned and see what happens.

On the homefront, rapper Snoop Dogg got ambushed in LA. Not like I care, but I always find it funny how these rappers are always involved in shootings and then think they are gangster because of it.


This is a disgrace. The fact that NBC is going to make a made for TV movie of the Jessica Lynch story is so depressing. What about the 591 Vietnam POW that came home after the war, leaving behind what is believed to be 50 or more Americans soldiers. What about the Gulf War pilots who were shot down and kept prisoner, and some believe they still have a few pilots in Iraq from the first Gulf War. The making of this movie whould show no respect to those who prisoners of war, missing in action or killed in action. While the story of Jessica Lynch is a good rescue story, it does a dishonor to those, past and present POW's. We still have around 20 POW/MIA's in Iraq right now, making a movie about the one who got rescued is not a smart thing. It makes the ones still in Iraqi hands seem less important. At this moment in time, they are more important than Jessica because they are in enemy hands while she is here, safe in America with her family.
Posted at 12:04am by Andrew H

4.10.03
Saddam,

Since we all know that you don't have Weapons of Mass Destruction, what is this, and what is this? Somebody must of framed you, putting those missile in the soccer stadium and building this massive complex underground with those high radiation levels. Those sneeky Americans, they think they can fool us by building that huge complex and by putting lethal amounts of nuclear residue.

"It's amazing," [Chief Warrant Officer Darrin] Flick said. "I went to the off-site storage buildings, and the rad detector went off the charts. Then I opened the steel door, and there were all these drums, many, many drums, of highly radioactive material."
Those arn't Iraqi drums of highly radioactive material, right?

And that missile was placed there to try to trick people into thinking that you hide your weapons among civilians. We know better Saddam. Those were put there by the blasted Americans.

--a concerned Iraqi

Posted at 10:22am by Andrew H

4.9.03
What more can one say?

No school tommorow morning, so I am probably going to sleep in. Going to sleep in 5...4...3...2...1...
Posted at 11:25pm by Andrew H

The ICRC (International Committee of the Red Cross) is pulling out of Baghdad. The people in Baghdad need the help of the ICRC and other organizations now, and the help that the ICRC will give them when the war is over is going to be to late for some. Much like the American Army, people volunteer to be in the ICRC and work in places like Iraq. The risk of getting hurt is one that they knew when the signed up.
"ICRC delegates and local staff have been unable to move about in Baghdad since this morning. Given the chaotic and totally unpredictable situation in the city, getting from one place to another involves incalculable risks,"
I understand that these people are afraid, and the fact that the city is a war zone only adds on to their fear, but what about the folks who live there? They can't just get up and go. They don't have the funds available to the ICRC to set up shop somewhere else until Baghdad is safe. These ICRC people should think about why they are over there and then think about what the people that live there are going to do. The ICRC does an incredibly important job and helps these people greatly, but they shouldn't run away and abandon the people they are there to help.

This, on the other hand, shows how happy the Iraqi people in Baghdad are.

Saddam Hussein's rule over Iraq collapsed on Wednesday as U.S. troops swept into the heart of Baghdad and helped jubilant residents celebrate by toppling a huge statue of their ousted leader and dragging its severed head through the streets.
[...]
Iraqis danced and trampled on the fallen 20-foot high metal statue in contempt for the man who had held them in fear for 24 years
[...]
Earlier, in scenes recalling the 1989 fall of the Berlin Wall, Iraqis hacked at the marble plinth of Saddam's statue with a sledgehammer. Youths hooked a noose around the statue's neck and attached the rope to a Marine armored vehicle, which dragged it over.
[...]
As Marines drove into Baghdad through the vast eastern township of Saddam City, home to about two million impoverished Shi'ite Muslims, jubilant crowds threw flowers and cheered . "No more Saddam Hussein," chanted one group, waving to troops as they passed. "We love you, we love you."
It is all nice and dandy that the people in Baghdad are so jubilant but the war is hardly over as Bush said. We are still at war. Unfortunately more deaths are to come to both soldiers and civilians. But, in the liberated areas people are rejoicing and getting food and medicine. And the army of Americans and British are doing good.
Posted at 5:28pm by Andrew H


CNN had an interesting
article on the jail that we captured the other day.
Iraqis showed journalists a white stone jail where they claim Saddam Hussein's secret police for decades tortured inmates with beatings, mutilations, electric shocks and chemical baths.
[...]
People taken behind the jail's sandstone facade usually did not come out, residents said.
[...]
Relatives of missing inmates checked fingerprinted files and lists of names found amid the fallen bricks. "It was a place of evil," resident Hamed Fattil said.
[...]
"They used to strap a leather cord around our head, hands and shoulders and hoist us two feet off the ground. Then they would beat us as we hung there," Hamed said.
"They did unthinkable things -- electrocution, immersion in a bath of chemicals and ripping off people's finger and toenails."
[...]
One man, hands tied behind his back with a rope attached to a hook on the ceiling, bent over while another man pantomimed hitting him on the back and the face with his hands and a long, white rod. One man shuddered while the other gave him a pretend electric shock.
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He said some of the cells, which had red doors with large bolts, were used to hold women and children. He also said hundreds of men were kept in a single cell about the size of a living room, which had one rusted grate window.
Now I see why the anti-war crowd though we shouldn't of gone to war. The Gestapo beat people, tore off fingernails, and used electric shock, so if Saddam used it its ok.

If you really believed that Saddam isn't this evil dude, please, just think about what it would be like to see your son or daughter disappear forever. Then you find out that s/he ended up in a torture chamber had those horrible things done to him/her. This man did horrible things to these people and deserves whatever fate has brought him.

And to all you who said that the Iraqi people wouldn't welcome us as liberators, what's this man holding up the sign for?


Good old North Korea issued a threat to Japan in response to the launching of two Japanese spy satellites. North Korea politely reminded Japan it is within striking distance of North Korea's ballistic missiles. Pyongyang seems to be like Michael Jackson. After a week or so, if he isn't in the news he does something stupid to get in the news. North Korea, though, is lead by a man that is crazy enough to use nuclear weapons which is a very scary thing. Especially when it is near Japan, China, and South Korea. Three major countries in Asia's economy. I think that the fact North Korea is threatening Japan with missiles and is developing nuclear weapons might put them at the bottom of the pecking order after Iraq. Who would want to see another nuclear weapon going off in Japan. The overpopulated country would be devastated and might not survive it.

Posted at 7:17am by Andrew H

4.8.03
Africa is a great, rich history but today it is a joke. I am reminded of the Simpsons episode where they go to Africa and when they leave the taxi driver that drove them is the president of the country. Africa is such a war-torn place, every year a new bloody civil war breaks out and goes on for five or six years until some warlord gains total control. Then in one or two years a new warlord starts another civil war. It is a vicious and bloody cycle. So when something like this happens, I am upset over the deaths, but I am not as fazed by it. In a place that has some of the highest AID's related deaths and has these bloody wars it doesn't come as such a shock. The United Nations needs to do something. Instead of just handing out food and medicine, they need to take action against these vicious warlords. What good is it to give out food when it all ends up in the hands of the man that causes the need for food to be handed out. The United Nations has to take action, but not like what they did in Somalia. They can't just broker deals with different warlords to please the one who has the upper hand at that current time. We need to end this cycle. Soon, between the war related deaths and the AID's related deaths Africa will be a baren place with no population. If the United Nations wants to reclaim its respect, it needs to stop these deaths by forcing peace in Africa. By force, I don't mean a military takeover (although that is an option), I mean by cutting these warlords off at the knees. Offer people that would be fighting for the warlords better jobs. Take away the AK-47 and give them food. Now that's an idea, set up exchange markets where people can take guns and trade it for food. If you get rid of the foot soldiers, you can get rid of the warlords and might actually have a stable government in place for more than one year.
Posted at 10:55pm by Andrew H

I know you all wondering, if Iraq wins, what the world would look like.
Posted at 6:44pm by Andrew H

Good old Geraldo Rivera is keeping it real. The man with the loose lips was visiting the 101st airborne division and shook hands with the troops. Looks like he got a bit of a surprise, though. It says here:
"We later found out a few who shook his hand had put those hands in unmentionable places prior. Army justice?"
What ever Geraldo got, Geraldo deserved. He had it coming to him... listen to what else he had to say:
Asked if Rivera seemed at all remorseful about the situation, especially since he was still denying any awareness of the military's displeasure with him and accusing the "rats" at NBC, MSNBC and CNBC of "stabbing me in the back" with "a pack of lies,"
"He said he felt scolded but that infantry troops he had been embedded with wanted him to stay."
Now that sounds like a "pack of lies."
Others here wanted to harm him, were disgusted with him, thought he should have been sent home in a Humvee (a 40-hour drive south through the desert).
Well, maybe that was the answer, it was probably cheaper, but the Army probably wanted the Humvee back in good condition and didn't want to subject a grunt to driving Geraldo.

The Rivera and Peter Arnett stories have been quickly and appropriately pushed aside as the sideshows they are. Primarily, they are a distraction for other media types - ripe, easy fodder for columnists and radio fulminators.
This guy got it right on the head.

I am still trying to start COBMN, which stands for Comb Over And Big Moustache News. I think that it would be good. Peter Arnett and Geraldo Rivera, two reporters who have loose lip syndrome and who like going to a war every fifteen years.

Posted at 5:33pm by Andrew H

What a great picture. You can tell by the way the troops are acting that their moral is really high as we close in for the kill. The Pentagon says

that coalition forces are moving "at will" within and around Baghdad, describing the capital city as isolated.
[...]
Saddam's regime still controls elements of the Iraqi military, specifically Special Republican Guard units and death squads, even though command and control has deteriorated.
[...]
There are still some orders being given by somebody. They don't seem to be the best of orders. They don't seem to be very well coordinated.
[...]
Maj. Gen. Stanley McChrystal said U.S. forces in and around Baghdad "are spending the night wherever they want to."
You have to mix the good with bad, though. We may have isolated Baghdad and are moving around as we like, but as evident by this artical Their is a real threat posed by the units that are under the control of someone.
The U.S. National Public Radio, reporting what appeared to be a separate discovery to the one in Albu Mahawish, said U.S. forces found a weapons cache of around 20 medium-range missiles equipped with potent chemical weapons.

NPR said the rockets, BM-21 missiles, were equipped with sarin and mustard gas and were "ready to fire."

The radicals are ready to go, it seems. It would only take one BM-21 missile loaded with Sarin gas to hit a unit and the moral of the troops, the Iraqi citizens, and the United States citizens whould go down the drain. And not just that, but if one Iraqi has the guts to launch one, it could cause a chain effect and others may launch. It would be a diaster and a potentially very deadly one at that. I would be interested to know how much of an early warning troops 5 miles outside Baghdad whould get if an artillery peice in the city launched some sort of chemical attack. I can't imagine it taking more than three minutes from it going from Baghdad to its target. Thats not a lot of time to find out about it and then jump into your chemical/biological protection suit, is it? Lets just pray that the Iraqi soldiers still fighting see the fact that we are their to help them and that we just want Saddam and his posse.
Posted at 4:44pm by Andrew H

Last night was a good night. We went after Saddam and might of gotten him. The fact that we are hitting these places when Iraqi people say the think they saw him here is scary. We might get Baath Party officials providing false information in an effort to get us to hit anti-Saddam supporters. All I want to know is that we are double checking info before we drop 2,000lbs bombs on these homes. If we got Saddam though, everything will fall apart for remaining regime and we will be able to deliver aid to Baghdad. If we didn't get Saddam it may look like we will be street fighting. When we do street fight the A-10 will be the primary support because it has a 30mm cannon and is able to take out a tank. The A-10 is very slow, too, so it is better suited for close air support in a city envoirment. The only problem is last night one went down. And if they can take an A-10 down, that might change our strategy.
A coalition A-10 "warthog" warplane went down near Baghdad early Tuesday. The pilot ejected safely and was recovered by coalition ground forces near the airport, the U.S. Central Command said.
The pilot is ok, which is good to here.
Posted at 7:36am by Andrew H

4.7.03
So I am switching my TV from the NCAA Championship game to Third Watch to CNN and back to Third Watch when Randy Price, a newscaster for the Boston affiliate of NBC says that we bombed Saddam and his sons and other ranking members of the Iraqi regime. For some reason, though, I think this time we might of actually done it. Think about it, we took out Chemical Ali yesterday and we are roaming around Baghdad, we are getting good intel. This time we might of gotten the guy. Of course, we shouldn't get our hopes up, we thought we got him the first night of the war for about a week. If we did get him, though, the Baath Party folks might stop fighting and we could start to make Iraq a democratic society. Of course, if we didn't get him its not that big of a set back. We are already in Baghdad for all intensive purposes. We come and go as we please, like the wind in a forest at night.

Now back to the Basketball game... Go Orangemen!

Posted at 10:32pm by Andrew H

In Massachusetts we have the MCAS exam, or Massachusetts Comprehension Assessment Test. Which, oddly enough, spells Scam when the letters are rearranged. Most states have state wide exams now to see how different schools stack up to others in different districts. It helps the Education Boards decide who needs more funding than others and where their are major gaps to fill and so forth. The MCAS is given to 4th graders (9 years olds), 8th graders (13 years old), and 10th graders (15 years old). In 4th grade everyone learns the same curriculum and their aren't separation of levels and their aren't choices as to what classes you can take. In 8th grade everyone learns the same curriculum but there are separation of levels in Math class. Their are smart/average/below average classes. Of course, the state administers the same test to the people, not withstanding that they are in different Math levels. In 10th grade you are in one of three levels in Math, Science, History, English and a foreign language. You are either in curriculum two, curriculum one, or honors. Curriculum two goes at a much slower pace, curriculum one goes at a normal speed and honors is very fast and intense. Yet, the MCAS doesn't acknowledge the difference in levels and gives the same test to everyone. Kids these days, according to psychology, are uber-sensitive and receiving a test like the MCAS just makes them feel worst about there academic standing and causes problems. It could do its job if they saw the difference in levels and acknowledge that some kids have different needs and know more than others. Of course, I am biased because I need to take it.

U.S. forces in tanks and armored vehicles stormed into the center of Baghdad on Monday, seizing one of Saddam Hussein's palaces and briefly surrounding the Information Ministry in a bold daylight raid aimed at demonstrating the Americans can come and go as they please.

More than 70 tanks and 60 Bradley fighting vehicles took part in the lightning thrust by the Army's 3rd Infantry Division, with tank-killing A-10 Warthog planes and pilotless drones providing air cover against mostly disorganized resistance.

This is probably the way the 'invasion' of Baghdad will happen. Lots of patrols deep into the city until we feel safe enough to put units in there for the duration of the remaining war. I think that instead of just going to the information ministry we should of taken it, though. That way the Information Minister couldn't of said this stuff:
Iraq's information minister denied in a rooftop news conference Monday that the Americans were in the city, declaring: "Be assured Baghdad is safe, secure and great."
[...]
"They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind," Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf said. "There is no presence of American infidels in the city of Baghdad at all."
[...]
"Their forces committed suicide by the hundreds. ... The battle is very fierce and God made us victorious. The fighting continues," he said. "Yesterday, we slaughtered them and we will continue to slaughter them."
Oh yes, we are losing the war and killing ourselfs.
Ali Hassan al-Majid, one of the most brutal members of President Saddam Hussein's inner circle, was apparently killed by an airstrike on his house in Basra, British officials said Monday.
Its good that Chemical Ali is out of the way. He only gassed thousands of Iraqi Kurds, so he probably whould of gassed us if we had not gotten him. It is also an example on the kind of attacks we are carrying out. We've hit all of Saddam's palaces and raided them in hopes of killing him, and then we moved on and attacked all his little minions and in this case it payed off.

4.6.03
Mustard gas and cyanide have been found in river water in the Iraqi city of Nasiriyah

quantities of chemical agents found as "significant"

--The Daily Telegraph

No wonder the UN never found the gassses, they didn't pack their scuba gear.

A spokesman for the United States marines
[...]
said yesterday: "I think this discovery shows what kind of guy is running this country.

"This stuff is just dumped in the Euphrates without any concern for the many people who drink and wash with water from the river."

The poisons were discovered by the marines' scientists who were testing the quality of water taken from the Euphrates before purifying it and distributing it to the residents of Nasiriyah, a city of 250,000 people.

Well, at least we found it before the people started drinking the water. It might of actually been dumped there for the purpose of poisoning the people so Saddam could turn around and say that the people we provide aid to are dying.
Posted at 10:11pm by Andrew H

4.5.03
CentCom is saying that the Republican Guard has ceased to exist as a cohesive fighting force. Looks like the main threat against us is going to be the Fedayeen Saddam. The Republican Guard was supposed to defend Baghdad to the death, or thats what the Iraqi's were saying. Reports on BBC radio say that the majority of defenses in the city are manned by what appears to be Fedayeen Saddam and Baath Party members. What I see happening is we take the city, but don't occupy it. We just sweep it with lots of armored patrols until we route out most of the Baath Party members and Fedayeen Saddam. I don't see us occupying it because it has the potential to become a mirror image of Israel with major suicide bombings against us every week.
Posted at 11:00pm by Andrew H

4.4.03
The smoking gun...
U.S. troops found thousands of boxes of white powder, nerve agent antidote and Arabic documents on how to engage in chemical warfare at an industrial site south of Baghdad, a U.S. officer said Friday. Col. John Peabody, engineer brigade commander of the 3rd Infantry Division, said the materials were found Friday at the Latifiyah industrial complex just south of Baghdad. "It is clearly a suspicious site," Peabody said. Peabody said troops found thousands of boxes, each of which contained three vials of white powder, together with documents written in Arabic that dealt with how to engage in chemical warfare. He also said they discovered atropine, used to counter the effects of nerve agents. --(AP)
I'm glad that they found what looks to be chemical weapons and they found them before the Iraqi's used them. Wouldn't it be amazing if the powder was refined and just happened to be the same strain of anthrax that killed all those people last year. Then we could see how many people opposed the war.

2,500 Iraqi s0ldiers surrendered between Kut and Baghdad. Its nice to see the mass surrenders of regular troops again. There haven't really been many surrenders since the opening days. The more surrenders that there are, the less fighting, the less fighting, the quicker the war, and the quicker the war, the happier the Iraqi people and the American and British people will be. The fact that we have almost secured Saddam International Airport is very important. It gives us a base less than 30 miles from Baghdad and means that we will be in Baghdad very soon. We would probably be there today if it weren't for Turkey, but at least they are helping now.

The story of the man who saved Jessica Lynch's life. Taken from Right Wing News

The Iraqi man who tipped U.S. Marines to the location of American POW Jessica Lynch said Thursday he did so after he saw her Iraqi captor slap her twice as she lay wounded in a hospital. "A person, no matter his nationality, is a human being," the tipster, a 32-year-old lawyer whose wife was a nurse at the hospital, said in an interview at Marines' headquarters, where he, his wife and daughter are being treated as heroes and guests of honor. ...After he saw Lynch slapped, the lawyer slipped into her room at the Saddam Hospital in Nasiriyah and told her, "Don't worry." Then he walked six miles to the nearest U.S. Marines and told them where she was. ...The lawyer, whose first name is Mohammed and who asked that his last name not be published, smiled between every sentence as he recounted in broken but expressive English how he helped the Amer