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Bite Me Michael Moore
Welcome back, hope you all enjoyed your long weekends.

It wouldn't be right not to start this week with a certain comment about Michael Moore. I surfed over to his site, thanks to pointer from Ozreel, and saw this. What is that? It is crazy. Go take a look at this guys filthy propaganda.

Posted at 7:39am by Andrew H

John Hawkins Interview
Last night I had the privilege of interviewing John Hawkins of Right Wing News. After some techinical problems we got started. So without further ado, here is the interview.

Andrew: so let’s get started... there was an explosion at Yale University law school today and the first thought was terrorism. Part of the reason people thought of terrorism was because of the high alert on the terror index. Do you think the index really helps or is a propaganda tool?

John Hawkins: It's a catch-22. If you tell people there is a threat, they may be alert and catch something they would have missed. If you don't tell them anything, people worry less. However, if you don't say anything and something happens, then people complain that they should have been given a warning. It's probably worth it to have a system in the end.

Andrew: Some people believe that it causes to much harm and doesn't have as much payoff. What do you think about that?

John Hawkins: Well like I said, either people are going to complain that you didn't warn them or they're going to say that you're worrying people unnecessarily. In my opinion, it's better to let people know what's happening on the off chance that people will stop a terrorist attack because they're more alert.

Andrew: With the terrorists striking Saudi Arabia, how do you see our two countries working together against terrorism now?

John Hawkins: I think this is a desperation attack by Al Qaeda and it' may very well backfire. There is a lot of genuine anger in Saudi Arabia over this and hopefully, this will inspire the Saudis to crack down on the terrorist supporters and Wahabbi clerics.

Andrew: Even with the fact that we are pulling out of Saudi Arabia?

John Hawkins: In a sense, that puts more pressure on the Saudi Royal Family to go after the terrorists because we were the last line of defense that could protect them from an uprising.

Andrew: So you see it as the more the Saudis crack down on terror, the longer their lifespan as rulers will be?

John Hawkins: That's how they're going to view it because in the end, Al Qaeda is a rival for power, not an ally of the Saudi Royal Family. Furthermore, we're going to be applying economic and diplomatic pressure on the Saudis to crackdown as well. The Royal Family's grip on power is fairly tenuous and they can only take so much strain before they lose their grip on power. So in the end, their best option will be to make us happy and get rid of their rivals. They're been able to walk a middle path between us and the terrorists so far, but I don't think they can keep that balancing act up for much longer.

Andrew: What do you see as replacing the Royal Family?

John Hawkins: The problem with Saudi Arabia is that there is no Democratic alternative to turn too there. Our only choice currently is between the Saudi Royal Family and a group of anti-American, pro-terrorist, Islamic radicals. If we pushed the Royal Family to fight it out and they lost, I think we'd step in and set-up a Democracy rather than let an openly pro-terrorist regime come into power.

Andrew: So you would see us going into Saudi Arabia and installing a democracy, much like we are doing in Iraq?

John Hawkins: If there was a revolution and the Royal Family were driven out of power, yes. But, that may not happen anytime soon...

Andrew: How do you see the rebuilding effort in Iraq going right now? Lot's of people are saying that this taking to long and that we need to get out of there very quickly. Do you agree that this is taking to long to set up the new government?

John Hawkins: I think it certainly could have gone better, but helping to set-up a fledgling Democracy is always a difficult process. My guess is that we're going to be there a long time helping to keep the country together. I expect that we'll have a military presence of some sort there indefinitely just as we do in Germany and Japan.

Andrew: What about the calls to pull the troops out quickly and they are not safe there? The troops that were in Germany and Japan post WWII didn't have to deal with terrorists slipping in from neighboring countries (in this case Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Palestine).

John Hawkins: The troops aren't safe there and probably aren't truly going to be safe there for a long time -- if ever. But, if we pulled out, the entire country and the surrounding region would explode. Furthermore, it's morally and strategically important for us to hang in there and help the Iraqis build a Democracy.

Andrew: It seems that a lot of the Middle East is now pro-American, on the governmental level. Kuwait, Iraq, Afghanistan, Israel. Do you see the Middle East calming down during the next decade?

John Hawkins: I wouldn't call them Pro-American, they've just finally come to the conclusion that Bush means business. Furthermore, I don't expect things to "calm down" anytime soon in the Middle East and that's a good thing. The last thing we need is stability in a region that's producing people who are flying planes into our buildings. I'm hoping for drastic changes in the region over the next decade personally...

Andrew: Well, there seems to be a lot of movements, mostly made up of students, over there recognizing that the United States might not be their enemy.

John Hawkins: From what I've seen, a lot of people in the Middle East seem to be conflicted over the United States. They respect what we've accomplished, they like certain aspects of our culture, they may even want to go school or come here to get a job, but there's also a lot of hostility towards our country as well. However, I believe that will start to change for the better if we start to support Democracy where we find it in the region and help Iraq become a functioning Democracy.

Andrew: So let's pretend you are President Bush, a democratic government is installed and on its feet in Iraq. Where do you turn to now, what’s the next target on the 'war on terror'?

John Hawkins: Were it me, I'd do whatever it took to encourage a revolution in Iran. The Islamo-fascists are holding on by their fingertips and I think if were to make it clear that we'd support the Iranian people if they rose up, the mullahs would be gone within a year. We can probably force Syria to crackdown on terrorist groups without having to invade. I also believe we can negotiate a solution in North Korea. The Israeli/Palestinian situation is essentially unsolvable right now and I see no point in wasting time on it until the Palestinian terrorist groups are defunct. While we're doing all of this, we keep tightening the screws on Al Qaeda and wearing them down. If they have another year as bad as the last one has been for them they'll be hard pressed to keep functioning.

Andrew: Thanks John, that’s all we’ve got time for.

Posted at 7:19am by Andrew H

This isn't a Quick-Mart
Critics have accused Washington of not acting quickly enough to hand power to the Iraqis and to restore law and order.
Who ever said that doesn’t know what they are talking about. The fact is it takes more than two or three months to invade a country and then put in place a government. It took a couple long, hard years for the government here in the United States to form. Before you say they didn’t plan for the government in that case, I hate to break it to you but they did. You cannot invade one week and have gunshots ringing out everywhere, people panicking, people dying and then a month later set up voting stations to elect a new president. In a situation where that has taken place the government rarely lasts and we are trying to set up a government that will last for decades, not a few months.

As a part of this rebuilding process we need to toss the sanctions against Iraq out the window. You won’t believe who is backing us on this proposal. The Axis of Weasels. Germany, France and Russia have jumped up and declared the sanctions need to end. And if you think this has anything to do with the fact they opposed the war and we went in and uncovered thousands of mass graves, you are probably right.

Posted at 4:25pm by Andrew H

PCP & Shotguns
James Brown, the Godfather of Soul, got a pardon from his drug related crimes in South Carolina yesterday. He was arrested twice in 1989 and 1998 for drug related crimes, and one of the crimes involved a shotgun and PCP. Two things you don’t want to mix. Of course James Brown has influence over the board because

"I've been a fan of James Brown all my life. I've listened to his music all my life," Kennedy [state representative] said. "I think this is something that he deserves. He has been one of our great entertainers in this country. He's done so much for the country and for me as a young person growing up here.”
James Brown had friends and family speak on his behalf, and it all ended with him signing "God Bless America." Who sings "God Bless America" when they are at a parole hearing involving a pardon of their crimes?

That’s like how Manson (of the Manson Killings) handles his parole hearings. He comes out and then he says his rhetoric. Brown sung his way out of his crimes. I don’t think I would have as much of a problem if everyone who took PCP and carried shotguns in South Carolina got pardons, but they didn’t.

One Protest We All Like
May 20th, 2003 is a holiday. That’s that. The Palestinian people are finally smartening up. They realize that Israel isn’t their problem; it’s those pesky terrorists. Maybe after the protest today people will stop giving money and worshiping people who blow themselves up. They may have been last to realize this, but they did, and now maybe they will do something to stop it. Once you get rid of the terrorists and the suicide bombers you can then try to work something out with Israel. For the tenth time, I still contend that, like the Native Americans here, the Palestinian’s got shafted and live in horrible conditions while down the road there are large cities. Maybe if the terrorists stop we will be able to work something out and get the Palestinians the large cities instead of tent towns and UN camps.
Israel demands that the crackdown begin before Israel makes any of the moves mandated by the road map - easing travel restrictions in the West Bank and Gaza, pulling troops back from Palestinian cities and towns and halting construction of Jewish settlements.
So maybe that road plan for peace can begin. Sure it got off to a rough start but if the Palestinian people stop supporting terror the crackdown will more or less take place with or without the PLO. You can have a government support terrorism, but if the people who live under the government down support it then it is harder to operate.
Posted at 4:57pm by Andrew H

The Rainbow
For the hundredth time since September 11th, 2001 the government has 'seen intense chatter' and will raise the security level. This time we are going from mellow yellow to alert orange. Their probably is chatter going on, and the government wants to make sure, in the wake of a influx of terrorism abroad, that we don’t get hit. And I think that they are right to be worried and should really look into this and make sure it doesn’t happen, but the constant changing of levels on the terror index is stupid. People see that it is changing all the time and someone’s trust in the thing wears down after it changes from yellow to orange to yellow to orange to yellow to orange. The fact is it is a bunch of baloney, the index should be more of an actual security tool, not a public relations one. The police and other agencies need the index to gauge what is going on and to be able to decide were to focus their attention and manpower. The public doesn’t need it. The fact is that we will never go to the low or green level. It is impossible, so people learn to see yellow as the norm. According to our wonderful Homeland Security department this is what yellow, or elevated means

Significant risk of terrorist attacks. In addition to the previously outlined protective measures, the following steps may be taken:
-Increasing surveillance of critical locations
-Coordinating emergency plans with nearby jurisdictions
-Assessing further refinement of protective measures within the context of the current threat information
-Implementing, as appropriate, contingency and emergency response plans
This is what orange, or high, means
High risk of terrorist attacks. In addition to the previously outlined protective measures, the following steps may be taken:
-Coordinating necessary security efforts with armed forces or law enforcement agencies
-Taking additional precaution at public events
-Preparing to work at an alternate site or with a dispersed workforce, restricting access to essential personnel only
Now unless you are a member of the government than none of these things apply to you. This color coded thing was to try to make us feel safe after September 11th, 2001 and it did but after the changing the levels a couple hundred times it just doesn’t matter to us.

Crack Down
The Saudi government seems to think that another attack is on it’s way because they are picking up similar chatter as last time out. The fact that Saudi Arabia was hit is still a bit of a shock to me because of the regimes tolerance for letting the money flow to terrorists. Now that the stupid terrorists blew themselves up in Riyadh the Saudi’s are getting serious about this little problem. They are on a hunt to get these suckers and to stop letting the money flow to them.

It’s about time they do, I might add. Their position is unique as they are closely allied with us, but also with the rest of the Middle East, so they have to find a middle ground to keep both happy. Now, because of these attacks there is no more middle ground for them. It’s ok if someone you let slide through the radar blows himself up somewhere else, but once his blood and guts are all over your cities you have to take action. Saudi Arabia is doing that right now. I just hope that aren’t putting on another pony show and putting us through the hoops. The faster the Saudi’s crack down on terrorism, the faster we can get another step ahead of them.

The Great American Empire
I got saw this on Dale Franks site and had to put it up. He nailed it on the head when he said "It is interesting that William Rees-Mogg has a better understanding about America than a homegrown "conservative" like Pat Buchanan." Here is what William Rees-Mogg had to say:
Too many of us in Europe have a picture of a bellicose United States, keen to go to war, determined to build an empire, inspired by brash neoconservative views, itching to try out its advanced weapons, and now triumphalist in victory.

That is almost entirely false. There may be a few people in Washington who feel like that, or who felt like it for about 48 hours.

It is indeed better to win wars than to lose them. But the American mood is far more sober, indeed far closer to the British one, than this caricature would suggest. Most take the view that the war was necessary; Saddam Hussein’s massacres, which have been revealed, justify that view. But most Americans want to attend to their own business. They do not want an empire.

He is right when he says that we don’t want an empire. If there is one thing history has proven it is that empires never, ever last or survive. The Empires that England and France built up from the 1500’s to World War Two no longer exist. The Chinese empire has gone from very strong to an over populated communist country. Empires just don’t work. Anyone who thinks we want an empire is wrong. We just want to make sure we are safe and the fact that we, as some people believe, policing the world is because we were kind of handed that role. North Korea, Bosnia, Kosovo, Operation Desert Storm, Somalia, the drug war in South America are all examples of police actions. The United Nations requested we go into Korea (1950’s), Bosnia (1990’s), Kosovo (1990’s), Somalia (1990’s) and Kuwait (1991) to help keep the people there safe and to oust invaders. We were invited into some South American countries because they wanted to get rid of the drug cartels that constantly disrupted life there. Is it our fault that no one else stepped up to the plate to handle these situations? We just want a safe world to live in, what we don’t want is an American empire.
Posted at 4:33pm by Andrew H

Only in America
I was going to say only in America when I read
this article, but then I realized that this happens anywhere in the world, unfortunately. Anyways, the FBI seems to believe this Dr. Hatfill might be involved in the anthrax ‘attacks’ we went through last year and have been tailing him. When he got out to take a picture of his followers they sped off and hit him. Now that is a stupid and reckless thing to do. If you’re in the Federal Bureau of Investigation, I would hope that you’re not stupid enough to hit a suspect with your car when tailing him. To top it all off, though, he (the guy who got hit by the SUV) got a ticket. Sure it is only a $5 ticket but that is not the point. The point is you don’t hit a guy with a car and then fine him. If I were Dr. Hatfill I would sue the FBI for harassment and assault. Then again, I have never been tailed or hit by a car so I don’t know what this guy is going through.

Posted at 4:17pm by Andrew H

Prodding a Tiger
It sure took the Middle East terror network a few months to get in gear. It seems Osama and his boys were about two months late with the recent terror attacks. If these are the same attacks that Saddam promised we would witness than they aren’t helping him that much. In fact, they are probably just making people more upset over there. Five attacks in Israel since Saturday. Five attacks, which were proceeded by one big attack in Saudi Arabia and one in Morocco. Now Israel is going to retaliate and take over all of the Palestinian settlements causing more anger there. Saudi Arabia is putting on another little show to try to convince the west that they care and Morocco is still in too much shock to react. Other than the evacuation of non-essential personnel from Saudi Arabia it hasn’t caused the massive panic or withdrawal of American troops, which is what they are hoping to accomplish I think. Of course this could have nothing to do with the invasion of Iraq and people were just hanging low and watching what was going on over there instead of blowing themselves up. What I am waiting for is the attacks on the United States or England. It will get real scary and intense when they hit us. Israel has dealt with terrorists before and every time they react the same. It will be interesting to see how the United States or England react if the terrorists hits them. I think it could cause some serious looking at what the Bush administration has done to "stop terrorism." We have been fortunate that since September 11th, we haven’t been hit. You prod a tiger once and he will roar, you prod him twice and he will pounce.

Shout Out to eReel
Sure I don’t have any expierence working a real job with a boss, but that doesn’t make this article from eReel any less funny.

People like to talk about what they'd do if they were in charge. Bob from two cubicles over loves to fantasize about how if he were the boss everyone would be allowed to wear shorts and sandals. John the construction worker says he'd fancy a 4 hour break, right in the middle of the work day. Jim the Neurosurgeon wouldn't have to come into work unless he thought it was important. Tate Clancy would be a meaty 12th level Orc Paladin, and kill Mike for hamstringing his character during the creation process. Basically it boils down to "I'd farking show them!" and in my case I certainly would...

Distanced application of Machiavellian principles would be the standard. It’s better to be feared than loved. How true that would be were I to control the planet. My first step would be to organize a peaceful protest against the abolishment of my rule, I believe basic human rights should be preserved in my dictatorship, though I would be opposed to their actual institution. In theory alone would human rights exist, a mere fantasy created by a 24-hour propaganda machine, human rights, how beautiful an idea. As for the protestors... I would run all of them over with tanks to set an example for any who would oppose me. By proving that I’m able to kill my own people on a matter of principle I will show strength and resolve, two qualities people thirst for in leadership. Secondly, I would chase any political opposition to a windmill and set it ablaze with them still inside. Then I’d roast weenies and sing Camptown Races with a group of hardy wilderness types who I feel would be the primary constituency for my dictatorship. They might be gypsies... I don’t know. I would also like to train my mind to move large stones and my body to produce energy through photosynthesis. I feel sunlight is a largely untapped resource that many a politico savant could benefit from in the long run. I would also like to explore the science of trampolines and their applications for environmentally friendly space travel. How I would use this to colonize other solar systems, I don’t know, but I find the prospect exciting. My therapist also assures me that this field of science is also an excellent source of stress release, the very contemplation of which I find quite soothing. Soothing indeed, but I won’t let myself fall prey to the whimsical needs of fleshly pleasures. Fleshly pleasures being the downfall of most powerful leaders. After all, one can’t allow one’s self to grow lazy with absolute power, and with that in mind all mistresses will be purged from the lands.

Read the rest here

Posted at 11:39am by Andrew H

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
Oh boo hoo. The French, of course, are complaining that the United States media reported false stories. Well, let's see what the French are thinking about right now. The Bush administration is threatening France with severe consquences for denouncing the war with Iraq and screwing us up in the United Nations. So now, to try to help it's cause, it somehow thinks that if it tries to show it wasn't supplying supplies, arms and passports to the Ba'ath Party and Iraq's military we won't do anything to them. Hopefully they are wrong and we will make these "Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys," a direct quote from the article, pay. France got half the United States up in arms because we went in without UN approval. If you had sat down and followed our lead you could of been viewed as liberators of an opperessed country, as we are now. Instead you stood up and made us go in without UN approval. If the French had just helped us out, like we did in 1918 and 1942, we wouldn't have this problem to begin with. So Mr. Jean-David Levitte, bite me.
Posted at 5:29pm by Andrew H

Trash Day

U.S. commanders began a new program to get more troops into Iraqi neighborhoods to help with garbage pickup
Excuse me for asking, but are these the same soldiers who we invest millions of dollars on? From the same army that just invaded two countries in the span of two years with under 200 causalities. Are these the same soldiers that we boast as the best trained and equipped? And they are going to be picking up garbage? If I am not mistaken, there was a terrorist attack this week in Saudi Arabia. I don’t think I am mistaken, either, when I say that our number one enemy, terrorism, is still alive and kicking. And our soldiers are picking up trash? I don’t think I would be as upset if they were the ‘rear’ soldiers or people from the public relations department but these are our front line troops. These men and woman just spent over six months in the desert capped off by a two-week invasion of a big country and now they are picking up trash? Anybody can pick up trash. I can pick up trash, you can pick up trash, anyone can but the army has decided to use men and woman we invest millions of dollars in to pick up trash. One mans trash is another treasure but I doubt these soldiers are going to find any treasure or terrorists picking up the trash.

SARS update
This is outrageous. The Communists in China are threatening to kill anyone who spreads the Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome. Execute someone who is sick and might die for spreading the disease. They might not even know they have the disease when they travel. Sure they are violating the quarantine, but is that enough to kill someone for? They wouldn’t have this problem if they had a decent health system and were able to contain this like Canada did. What I don’t get is why it stopped in Toronto but continues in China. I guess it’s because in Toronto people just stopped doing everything and went from home to work to home and no where else. Now I don’t what is going on in China but I have to think that people are still walking around and going out and about. Maybe it is because the State media is telling the Chinese it is nothing, and now they are trying to get people to stay at home because they realized that lying about it doesn’t help it. All I really know is that China better end this quickly, or their problem of overpopulation may flip flop.

Semper Fidelis, Jesus
This is taken from a post by Lt Smash but I couldn't not post it. This is just an exercept but what was said here, I think, captures the feeling of letter sent to him. A Mexican man sent a letter to Lt Smash about his deceased son Jesus Suárez Del Solar Navarro, a Marine who was killed serving his country in Iraq. He gave a short biography of his son, then the following, and ended with a letter to his deceased son.
The death of my son, of my Aztec Warrior, is not in vain, since thanks to his sacrifice, thousands of Hispanics have been united in mourning and we have been able to unite to honor of his memory, as one of so many Hispanics fallen in this war. This war might be illegal, unjust, or without justification, and possibly is because the government of Bush needs cheap oil. But what is true is the immense value and sacrifice that our children did for this cause, that selflessly fought with honor, according to their ideals, to fight the terrorism that does so much damage to the world in general.

And ironically, this war could unleash more resentment, more hatred and more terrorism in the world, and for that reason the sacrifice of my son and others is symbolic to world peace. There need not be so many deaths so that we can arrive at an understanding between the nations by peaceful means, without resorting to the violence, since this only engenders more violence and destruction.

Rest peacefully, my Aztec Warrior and the many other fallen heroes. Fernando Suárez Del Solar

I think that this captures the pulse of the nation in the post-war/recovery phase. As Lt Smash put it:

Semper Fidelis, Jesus Suárez Del Solar Navarro

Posted at 5:27pm by Andrew H

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